Oh, My God! This Is Better Than "Cats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

                                                           "Look at all the pussies!
                                                            At all the pussies!"
                                                           --Gerard Alesandri, "Forbidden Broadway"
                                                           spoof of "I Hope I Get It," From "A Chorus
                                                             Line."


                                                  I am telling you, girls, this headline is destined to be a journalism classic!  I love the six kitty cat faces; they are priceless.  Whoever thought this one up should get some kind of reward.

                                                  You know the old saying about giving the person enough rope, and they will hang themselves.  This last is the best thing Mr. Trump is doing.  Talk about pigs, the Donald is showing us just how piggy he can be, and it is not a bit pretty. Not only is it offensive on all levels to women, but the entire world feline population as well.  If they were peeved by the musical. this is really going to piss them off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                                   Hey, girls, you know what?  What's good for the goose is good for the gander, or maybe vice versa here.  My point is, if you can stand to be that near to him, girls, go up to Trump and grab him by his counterpart.  Really put the SQUUEZE on those balls, darlings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Make him scream until he renounces his offensiveness!

                                                    Then, go to the bathroom, and wash your hands good, girls!

                                                     Hey, I'm a gay man, so I AM allergic to all pussy!  In my case, it happens to be literal, too, as the feline kind give me asthma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                                      But that does not mean I will not advocate on their behalf against Trump's vulgarity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                                        The whole thing is so "Animal Farm," isn't it, darlings???????????