How Dare Fiber One Desecrate Bonnie Tyler????????????????????????

                                    I really hate it, when classic songs are changed, lyrically, to advertising jingles.  Which is what Fiber One has now done to Bonnie Tyler's "Total Eclipse Of The Heart."
Isn't this disgusting, girls?????????????

                                    Now, the guy above is giving it his MERYL STREEP all for this moment.  But the one I cannot stand, whose picture I so wanted to find, is the other guy, the over aged Yuppie, in the supermarket, finding, and eating a Fiber One, on the spot!

                                      If he did that, he would be arrested for shoplifting?  But what is he trying to prove, with his shirt hanging, casual look, that he is simply too old for????????  Get a colonoscopy, guy; you're old enough, for one!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                       The amount of air time this ad gets is disgusting.  If Fiber One wants to sell its product, it is not working with me.

                                         Nor with many of my other girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                         Has creativity in the ad industry gone down the tubes???????  I guess so!!!!!!!!

                                          Now only to be seen in reruns of "Mad Men!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"