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Wednesday, July 12, 2017

Am I Being Reduced To White Trash?????????????????


                                How could I be, darlings, with my elegant pretensions, and Cecil Beaton gowns?

                                 Now, I have not eaten Ritz Crackers since I was a child.  I used to love them with peanut butter on them.  But, recently, they have been turning up at our house, and I have rediscovered their buttery pleasure.  That melting goodness is just unsurpassed as far as my almost addictive palette is concerned.  But I do not want to be any Mama June!  Mama Rose, yes!!!!!!!!!

                                  Did you ever hear of White Trash Lasagna?  Instead of pasta, the layers are Doritos!  Can you imagine?  I wonder how it holds all together.  It also must be mighty salty.  Not good for the blood pressure!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                   So, I began to wonder about the possibility of Ritz recipes.  I know, back in the "Bisquick" era, they were highly touted.

                                    Pie crust can be made from Ritz crackers.  So can topping for Macaroni And Cheese, as well as chicken batter.  Of course, I cannot guarantee what this will do for one's health. Let alone, social status!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                     I bet Mama June served these dishes all the time.  Fresh Direct never hit her table, back in the day!  Maybe now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                      Maybe White Trash Cooking is coming back into your vogue?

                                     But, at the age many of us are now, darlings, can we afford to risk health, for taste????????????????????

                                      Ritz could be the pits!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2 comments:

Victoria Adams said...

LOL remember Mock Apple Pie

The Raving Queen said...


Oh, yes, I remember it. I believe
I tried it once. About as authentic
as Sanka.