These Are Not METRO Bears, Darlings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                Girls, I am telling you, isn't it just the cutest thing??????????????

                                 Bears are being cited daily, it seems, in Montclair, New Jersey. I understand these are rather young bears, which explains a lot--older, more savvy ones, would head to Upper Montclair, (or, which we used to call it, in my day "Uppah Mahntclayah!!!!!!!!!") but you shouldn't fault these sweet things for inexperience.

                                  They just want to have fun, I guess, so they are coming down from the mountains to see what suburbia is like.  I am surprised they are making it as far down as Montclair.  Imagine if they go farther south, off the Garden State Parkway, and end up in Highland Park!!!!!!!!!  Maybe they will knock on the doors of St. Paul's Church!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Hopefully, they will have better sense than to nosh on burgers at that cheap White Rose, which I have no doubt is still there!!!!!!!!!!!

                                    And the way those in Montclair are reacting!!!!!!!!!  Like they are being invaded, and the community is being torn up, like in the opening sequence of the Tom Cruise "War Of The Worlds!!!!!!!!"  Which, girls, I actually saw!!!!!!!!  And I am ashamed to say it!  I must have been desperate!

                                    Come on Montclair, bears can't help it!  Maybe they want to audit classes at Montclair State, or enroll for next Fall!  If you don't wise up and be nice to these cubs, Mama Bear is going to come after them, and take a chunk outta some of you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                       Even Goldilocks was nicer to the Three Bears!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!